The Chanukah Song Adam Sandler

APut on your Eyarmulke, Dhere comes EHanukkah
AIt's so much Efun-akkah, to Dcelebrate EHanukkah,

AHanukkah Eis the DFestival of ELights,
AInstead of one day of Epresents, we have Deight crazy Enights.
AWhen you feel like the only Ekid in town withDout a Christmas Etree,
AHere's a list of people who are EJewish, Djust like you and Eme

ADavid Lee ERoth Dlights the meEnorah,
ASo do Kirk EDouglas, James Caan, and the Dlate Dinah EShore-ah
AGuess who eats toEgether at the DCarnegie EDeli,
ABowzer from ESha-na-na, and DArthur FonzerrEelli.

APaul Newman's Ehalf Jewish; DGoldie Hawn's half Etoo,
APut them toEgether... what a Dfine lookin' EJew!

DYou don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
Cause Eyou can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish!

APut on your Eyarmulke, here Dcomes EHanukkah,
The Aowner of the Seattle ESupersonic-ahs Dcelebrates EHanukkah.

AO.J. ESimpson... Dnot a EJew!
ABut guess who Eis, Hall of DFame-er, Rod ECarew (he converted!)
AWe got Ann ELanders and her Dsister Dear EAbby,
AHarrison Ford's a Equarter Jewish, Dnot too Eshabby!
ASome people Ethink that DEbeneezer EScrooge is,
AWell, he's not, but Eguess who is: DAll three Estooges.

DSo many Jews are in show biz...
ETom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is.

ATell your friend VerEonica, it's Dtime you celebrate EHanukkah
AI hope I get a harEmonica, on this Dlovely, lovely EHanukkah.
ASo drink your gin-and-Etonic-ah, but don't Dsmoke maraEjuanic-ah,
AIf you really, really Ewanna-kah, have a Dhappy, happy, Ehappy, happy AHanukkah.